Celebrating
the Winners

In the Singles Stableford contest at Millennium, Shanker (Grant) unleashed late-round momentum to seize victory with 31 points, leaving War and Dave trailing by the narrowest of margins in a tense two-point showdown.

Satch claimed the Millennium's Longest Drive challenge, launching a 272-yard bomb on the 18th hole to outpace all rivals and bring the crowd to its feet.

Parks conquered the Closest to the Pin contest on Millennium's 6th, sending a laser to within 30 feet and securing a round victory that turned heads across the gallery.

In the Singles showdown at Pinhal, Ace (Glenn) marched off with 36 points, tidily winning the round. Shiraz (Lou) and Parks kept up, but Glenn's score had them muttering about sand traps and existential golf questions.

In the round's highly anticipated Longest Drive contest on Hole 11, Ace (Glenn) thumped one out to 235 yards, making the pine-lined fairway look positively diminutive.

Shanker (Grant) took top honours in the Closest to the Pin battle at Pinhal, parking it 5m from the flag on the 8th—now officially golf’s most exclusive parking spot.

The Pairs contest saw Glenn/Parks partner up for victory, keeping scorecards tidy and wallets happier thanks to their round-winning teamwork at Pinhal.

Jake the Snake brought a touch of reptilian power to this round's Longest Drive challenge, sending a ball a snappy 270 yards down the fairway. No need for a tape measure; the ball is reportedly still sending postcards from Portugal.

The Singles contest on the Old Course saw Parks and Gal deadlocked at 34 points, but Parks edged out the win in a ruthless countback showdown. Satch took a dignified seat in third with 28.

Gal took the Closest to the Pin challenge, landing a shot a mere 5 metres from the target. The 6th hole—generously sized—still had to cope with Gal’s unerring aim and, possibly, some self-satisfied strutting.

In the Team 4 Ball, Glenn, Jake, Parks and Satch formed the sort of golfing supergroup that would make the Ryder Cup blush, snatching the win and £20 apiece. Apparently, teamwork sometimes does make the dream work.

Glenn and Parks may not have matched outfits, but in Blind Pairs their synergy was on point as they snuck past the field to claim victory and £20 each. Partnership goals: achieved.